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In the midst of your Confession myself and a few other pagan raiders raid your chapel and reclaim the hill for Cthulhu. We his faithful few hear him cry: "MY HIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL!"

SP POLICE RETUN AND GO UNDERNEATH THE HILL SO SP POLICES UNDERNTEAH HILL

I start digging from China and I hit by mistake a motherload of platinum and diamonds. I start extracting it, so quickly I become the richest human being. I start digging again from Australia and I hit the liquid metal core of the Earth. I start extracting this too because greed took over me. Ok, I start digging again, this time from Angola and I safely reach under your hill. I drill a small hole, insert a periscope and catch you sleeping. I pour cement around your legs and toss you in the lake nearby with a 2h oxygen reserve and a small hammer in your hands. I walk up the hill and yell "Yaba-daba-doo"-style: My Hiiiill!

Seeing greed has overtaken you, i flick a coin near you and it begins rolling down the hill. You give chase, and i reclaim MY HILL. ♥

I grab the coin and throw it in the exact opposite direction, making Freeman turn around, stampede over you and chase the coin the other way. After you're both gone, I climb onto MY HILL!

Running out of creative ideas i think for a way to get to the hill...soooo...i kill you...while you sleep....MY HILL !

Kirjoittanut brianwl, 10.04.2017 at 06:03

Seeing greed has overtaken you, i flick a coin near you and it begins rolling down the hill. You give chase, and i reclaim MY HILL. ♥

Brian this has become one of the best forum games on accident because of you. ALL HAIL BRIAN THE MOD!

Aw servers crash on everyone but me .. MY HILL

No one has taken MY HILL for so long now that it will forever default to mine by proxy.

I win forum games now.

You have been lured into a false sense of security when suddenly I sneak onto you and claim MY HILL!

You relised that after 2 days of guarding your hill nobody comes,so you think a quick nap wont do any harm..that was the moment when i ambushed the hill,tossed you into a black bag,cemented your legs,and threw you from the nearest coastal pear...MY HILL!

A report is received that using a black bag could be considered 'racist'. A lengthy tribunal is held, during which time you are required to attend and answer for your 'alleged' crimes.
In your absence, i fill the void and reclaim MY HILL♥

Suddenly a issue arises in the case where if he meant black racist or brown racist, while Sun Tzu bans people in the court who dont agree your called to settle the situation but its too cancerous you get pulled in and get ass raped by Sun Tzu Titanium Cock of Death while Four, Phoenix, Cthulu, Zephyrusu, and Freeman watch you get raped and they laugh at you getting hammered i casually walk on the hill, piss on it, Truly making it MY HILL

Brian comes back and sees this... Whatever the hell you just said and is truly disgusted. You get banned from putting any claim on the hill and with this sudden ban I reclaim the hill. The populace of the hill rejoice to see me return so they overthrow the corrupt SP Police guards and officials and reinstate me as president of the hill. After all this it is once more MY HILL.

It turns out that one of the people of the hill was me all along, and I suddenly assassinate you and establish a dictatorship on MY HILL!

You fail to check the history of the hill and the ancient burial ground that was once used by the Columnadurrutian Indians. I call upon their souls and they help me to take MY HILL!

I walk up the hill and post myself in front of you. I pull out a gun and you yell don't shoot. But instead I shoot myself several times. You don't fall for it, you see I am Wolverine and my wounds heal themselves and you don't go to the village to call for help.
I come in another form at you and I tell you a story about how your aunt left you a fortune of 10kk $. You don't fall for it and you tell me to go away from your hill.
While you profoundly sleep I cut the hill with a huge saw, tie it to a Hercules aircraft, but when I was about to tell the pilot to lift the hill, I see you had woken up and your angry gaze was piercing me. I say sorry, untie the hill and fly away.
I post myself in front of you in another form and I start telling you dozens and dozens and dozens of the greatests jokes on Earth, Yet, you don't die of so much laughter. You thank me, add me on FB and twitter and bid me farewell.
In the end, seeing I can't take your hill from you, what's left for me is to live in the village nearby and watch everyday the precious hill with you rulling over it. One day, only one of our many days spent together, I bring the meal for 2x. We eat, all good, but you start talking while you still have some food in your mouth, thus choking, I start the Heimlich maneuver, but you still die. The village cop sees me doing the Heimlich from afar and thinks I am strangling you. He arrests me for homicide.
The HILL is left barren until our days...

I claim MY HILL with Freeman's help.

The cop was actually a SP Police membee and arrests Zeph too and castrates both of them then the spirit of Death1812 (whom Sun Tzu banned, Lord rest Deaths soul) I get on the Hill and Build a spher of bedrock all around the hill with a bed rock floor MY HILL

Death wf's your bedrock structures, and they never form. While you rage against wf'ers, i nonchalantly pass by unnoticed, and reclaim MY HILL ♥

I go to summon my former master, Cthulhu, but since I shook the bonds of our agreement I no longer have that power. So I hit you in the head with my squid staff and roll you off MY HILL!

I build a Trojan Cthulhu and put it infront of the hill. Believing he is the real thing, you pull it on top of the hill. Suddenly I burst out and murder you. MY HILL!

After calming down from the rage i steal the trojan cthulu and put it in front thinking its a trick you walk off the hill to investigate while i simply sneak inside and use the defenses to knock you off the hill MY HILL

ANOTHER TRICK. Thinking the Trojan Cthulhu thing actually worked you think none of it when the Trojan Cthulhu is rolled back! MEN BURST FORTH AND KILL YOU A THOUSAND TIMES LEAVING ME WITH NOTHING TO DO BUT RECLAIM MY FUUUUUCKIIININGGG HIIIIILLLLLLLL.

But it was another trick while you and your men were attacking clone of me i blow you off the face of the hill MY HILL

I build a Cancer Research Facility within view of the hill. The overwhelming sense of doom keeps you from sleeping, until eventually you leave the hill to blow it up. Taking your munitions with you, i am free to reclaim MY HILL ♥

I accidentally forgot a pile of explosives and it blows up launching you off the hill which i retake MY HILL

I remind you of Death1812's funeral and you leave the hill to attend so I claim MY HILL!

But hes reincatnated so i actually fool you into thinking i left and i kick you off MY HILL

When last we met, you launched me off the hill. My trajectory put me in a low , geosynchronous orbit, and as you and Zeph attempt to outwit one another, i am plummeting toward the hill at an alarming rate. Fortunately, you break my fall, and barrel roll off the hill in stunned amazement. MY HILL ♥