World trigger map: Wrong

Yeah mate I've actually got a complaint about the trigger map, it's all wrong


The story of my people as the ages tell it

One time in the arvo me and my mate were out at servo getting ciggies and some lollies, some chokkie milk and some freddo frogs and some sultanas for pissup we come out and coppers were defecting blokes for hooning and shit so we walked over for a sticky beak they had a go at us because we broke into the canteen 6 or 7 times but they couldn't prove anything so we went over to the bottle o to grab some piss, some goon and some tinnies and we walked up to barbecue area ( this is where I rocked up with Trystane and we played on the swings) we got on the goon it was a ripper of a time mate, yeah it was heaps good, had a gutfull and got maggoted doin shoies and eating lollies. Deadset I pissed my dacks from all the goon. Shoulda gone to the dunny hey took all me clothes off so me mate went over to the caravan park to steal some milo and they made me wait in the dark and I got lost but it was pretty dardy because I chased some baby ducks around til old mate found me. and yeah nah some bloke stole my ripstick while I was walking around naked and some other bloke had a full on conversation with him while I was naked but he was alright kept is mouth shut about it, these things happen

another time we got off on bundy and these birds 10 years older were proper keen but that's a whole other box of frogs. Anyway

mate the tin of milo was choc a bloc, BRAND new tin mate, bloody cracker. sitting there putting 20 cents into the barbie and pouring piss on it just to watch it evaporate like some sort of magic ritual summoning the rainbow serpent to make it rain. dry as a dogs balls that town

Mate have you ever put some sultanas in a tinnie and skulled it, it's fucking good for the cholesterol


but nah we just sat on the swings and did lines of milo and some billies and shit then the fuckin sun started coming up and it was pretty good night ay but yeah I went off and me mate dressed me we popped down to shops to grab a roast chook

Cunts were fuckin' didn't have any chooks left you'd reckon she'd be right but nah we were spewing just wanted a hot feed hey

can you fucking believe it

Spewing mate. Yeah nah fucking out of roast chooks
had to get some snags and go back up to the park and chuck them on barbie, hid our goon on the roof of a shed, felt crook but can't complain, everything come up apples til the cooked cunt went and told everyone at school I pissed myself




long story short mate to fix australia you put this image your monkey ya dag


Cheers mate

Yeah buddy, not a bother!, YEA Mate, yeah Pal!