I got a girlfriend, goodbye AtWar.

The title is true; I got a girlfriend, its official.

I would like to thank Leo for motivating me and supporting me by telling me to get off my ass. You are a bro, bro. I almost didn't go for it out of nervousness.

I would like to thank Lelouch (and by extension Froyer for telling him my expansion so he could rape me, also witch doctor for coaching.) for beating me in master of west. If I didn't get mad and leave atwar for 4 days, I would have never decided to go on a double date with my friends.

I would like to thank Dominoz, you served as a warning on how OnlyFans and Pornography can degrade and destroy a man. Your constant failure with women served as the foundation of my interaction with them, thank you for the lessons.

I would like to thank Sphinx, seeing your irl pic made me motivated to achieve a physique just like yours. Your constant bashing and degradation of the game made me realize the dangers of excessive gaming, you enlightened me.

I would like to thank Witch Doctor. You showed me the dangers of inaction and lack of self care. (Just kidding, please don't delete this topic, I'm leaving this game for good)

I would like to thank Nero. Your elegance and skill with your words has assisted me greatly in communicating with women. I now know how to talk like a man by just watching you talk in-game chat.

I would also like to thank Flume. You showed me the dangers of dating ugly women, and how to avoid jail.

See you next week

Youll be back bro, enjoy your time off

Congrats, see you when you break up

atWar:







1 week later:

Cringe and gay!

Kirjoittanut Nero, 30.03.2021 at 21:20

See you next week

Wow that's harsh

Looks like it was just an April fools

Kirjoittanut Xenomega, 30.03.2021 at 21:16

I got a girlfriend

lol gay af.
you'll be back. nobody can leave aw. we're stuck in here together forever

Update: Its been going good. Fuck you all that think imma be back

Kirjoittanut Xenomega, 02.04.2021 at 18:30

Update: Its been going good. Fuck you all that think imma be back

hollup. you came back to reply tho..

Finally one of the weirdos here followed my advice and got a life, congrats

Wow how did I miss this? Having a female companion is great but it is no substitute for strategizing and things on this game, you can't find that anywhere else as far as I'm aware

And remember boys incase you are getting sad for not having a gf, you dont need any girl, you are here with the bros and thats what matters

Kirjoittanut Alex, 03.04.2021 at 10:36

And remember boys incase you are getting sad for not having a gf, you dont need any girl, you are here with the bros and thats what matters

Bros before hoes

Kirjoittanut SuperiorCacaocow, 01.04.2021 at 19:39

nobody can leave aw. we're stuck in here together forever

Kirjoittanut Xenomega, 02.04.2021 at 18:30

Update: Its been going good. Fuck you all that think imma be back

you mean, fuck her? you haven't done that yet?

Kirjoittanut Fatcheek, 05.07.2021 at 20:16

Kirjoittanut Xenomega, 02.04.2021 at 18:30

Update: Its been going good. Fuck you all that think imma be back

you mean, fuck her? you haven't done that yet

this xenomega kid must've broken up with his "girl"
kids been raging all over the forums lately...
im like grow the fuck up you know?

Kirjoittanut winkcat, 05.07.2021 at 20:31

Kirjoittanut Fatcheek, 05.07.2021 at 20:16

Kirjoittanut Xenomega, 02.04.2021 at 18:30

Update: Its been going good. Fuck you all that think imma be back

you mean, fuck her? you haven't done that yet

this xenomega kid must've broken up with his "girl"
kids been raging all over the forums lately...
im like grow the fuck up you know?

facts

Khauman a real one

Ahhh i know that feeling... i also have retired form aw games as of 1 month ago... i come sometimes just to spectate... life is tough and different when u live with another person....